The wooden floor collapsed while adjusting the machine.
The weight distributed to one leg and broke. The machine
slammed to the ground. DO NOT RUN.
YOU PULLED THE MACHINE WHILE THE WEIGHT WAS
DISTRIBUTED EVENLY, THEN YOU HOISTED THE MACHINE
ON TO THE FLAT BED. I’m not a rigger, you are!
Who’s insured for what?
Did you hear about the gay Dominican
that married the gay Puerto Rican?
I just left it there.
20 machines, you’re not even close.